Time to retire a few of the ol’ Halloween props
Man, this is sad, but it’s time to toss a few of the ol’ Halloween props. RIP electric chair, cut-in-half-and-nailed-to-the-wall-guy, and missing-legs-but-still-capable-of-crawling-skeletal-creature! Your valuable bits have been harvested, and you have moved on to the that big haunted house in the sky!
Halloween props come, and Halloween props go, but the scars they inflict on the impressionable are forever.